What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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you gay?

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Your Mom

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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