How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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