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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Camerons hair is Curly..

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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