- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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