Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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Get on the boat.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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