Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Your mom.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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