- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

I enjoy Popcorn

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

You idiot.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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