- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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