Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Smeg...

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Poop.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Anti Joke

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