Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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