What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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Black people.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Mooses

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Ily bae

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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