- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Black people.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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