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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

knock knock who's there? hope

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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