- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Small Penis.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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