- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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