- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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