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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

A dog was barking at a tree

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

irish man drinking john smiths

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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