A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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