a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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