- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Massie is a fatass

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women's rights.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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