Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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here kitty kitty

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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do you have a wife?

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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