Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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men's rights activists

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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what is orange? an orange

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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