Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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I enjoy Popcorn

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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