So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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