- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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