- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Please ignore this statement.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Yellow People !!

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Go away still nothing to see

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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