- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

I'd like to make a withdraw

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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