- Anti Joke

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress