Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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