How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Tough crowd tonight...

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Gus's mom

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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