Connor is homosexuaI

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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