A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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gay pom...

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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