- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

su algato es en fuego

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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