- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

A women left the kitchen.

What's up? Your time.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

hers a joke... japanese people

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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