Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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Your life

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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women's rights

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