- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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