There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Title IX

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

im telling maguire

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Whats brown a sticky, shit

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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