Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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