- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

class is canceled. My professor died.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

I love alchohol!

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Sarah Palin.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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