- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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