What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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a irish man walks past a bar

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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Anti Joke

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