- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

save me from the nothing ive become

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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