What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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