- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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