Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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