Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

Should a pole bump an alarm?

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Women drivers...

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

what smells like tuna? my underwear

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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