- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

guess what>? your mum lol

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

can you touch your toes? no

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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