- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Your mother just died.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Racial Equality

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Cheese

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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