Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What comes after 69? 70

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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