- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

I had a submarine.... once

can you touch your toes? no

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

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