- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

A jew enters a mall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Your mom went to college

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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