- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

I walk into a bar...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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