A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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