- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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