- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

men's rights activists

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

I'm gay.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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