- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What do black people eat? Food.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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