I'm gay.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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men's rights activists

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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