- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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