- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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