- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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