Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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