What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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