- Anti Joke

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Barack Obama

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died