A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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this website is a bad joke

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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