- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Misner is a twat.

My Nan, that is all.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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