- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Killing your friend as a joke.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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