- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Smeg...

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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