- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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