Ring Ring Hello? Click

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Fine, ladies first.

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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