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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

I had friends on the Death Star.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Waffles ate my grandma

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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