Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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