why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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