- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Knock Knock Who's there

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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