- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

2 + 2 = 4

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

anti jokes are for fags

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What did the old man say? Im old

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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