- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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