- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Sixty... eight

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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